Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World’s Most Powerful Particle Collider
Muffy gets crispy at CERN!
A small mammal has sabotaged the world’s most powerful scientific instrument. The Large Hadron Collider , a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline overnight. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a […]